Profile
Age: 9
Sex: Male
Religious: None
Relationship status: Single
Illness: Dire Aids
House: Red
Douchebag is 9 years old boy. His parents just moved into South Park to escape the government. The first person he met was Butters Stotch who became his friend after Douchebag saved him from a drow elf. Butters then introduced him to Eric Cartman the Grand Wizard King of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep (KKK for short). Cartman taught him how to fight and use magic farts. Cartman then showed him the relic which controls the universe: The Stick of Truth. Humans and drow elves sacrifice their lives trying to fight for it. After Clyde took the stick, Cartman joined forces with Kyle who is the High Jew Elf King and defeated Clyde and his army of darkness and Nazi zombies. Douchebag was granted the title of 'King'.
Douchebag has an amazing ability to make friends fast in any social network. That's why Cartman and Kyle sent him to recruit the Goth kids and the girls. The big bad government guy told the gang that before he was 5 years old he had 3.2 billion friends in facebook alone and they wanted to use Douchebag as a weapon for their country and his mom and dad failed to keep this secret.
Douchebag is also a pretty good fighter and a potential magic user. He busted Craig out of detention by defeating an entire group of Ginger hallway monitors and their boss. He also killed many elves and Nazi zombies. When he was fighting in the elementary school, his powers exceeded Cartman, Butters, Kyle and Stan. Besides that, he learnt Dragonshout, Cup-a-spell, Sneaky Squeaker and Nagasaki in just a few minutes.
Current mood: Bored (Please rp with me!!!)
Current action: Taking a shit
READ THIS BEFORE YOU RP WITH ME:
I rp with anyone.
Don't have sex or rape my character.
I already have a girlfriend. Don't try to flirt me.
I allow you to kill off my character. BUT HE MUST BE REVIVED!!! (Dragonborn logic)
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!